Whenever any of my friends hear that I've been asked to interview author Chuck Palahniuk in front of a huge audience at the Avalon Theater on June 3rd, they always have the same response.
"Cool."
Then there is a bit of a pause.
"You know," everyone continues, "his fans are...crazy."
So, I've heard.
Trust me, this has weighed on my mind. I'll be be sitting on stage with this noted author (in DC to pimp his new novel, Snuff), in front of hundreds of his rabid fans. No matter how much I read up on his output, I will still be the least informed person in the room about Chuck Palahniuk's work. So, instead of faking it, I've decided to embrace my stupidity (this tactic has worked well for me in the past, like, almost every day of my life).
It's just been announced that the event is happening, so now seems like an ideal time to put my plan into effect.
Basically, I'll be posting around on message boards and fan sites asking: "What should I ask Chuck Palahniuk in our interview?"
If you have any suggestions, feel free to write me. I'll even give you a shout-out if I use your question.
